bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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