i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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