i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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