so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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