i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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