So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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