I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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