i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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