just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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