I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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