do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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