I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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