I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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