i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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