my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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