He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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