My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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