He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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