Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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