I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
There r osticjed everywhere
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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