She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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