I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Do vagina's smell?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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