Sponge bath it is.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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