So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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