would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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