I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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