how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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