I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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