Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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