Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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