My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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