I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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