I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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