talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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