My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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