You surviving the open bar?
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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