I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
PANTIES FOUND
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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