i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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