____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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