I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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