Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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