But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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