Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
So vagazzling was a success
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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