Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Still dying that you shit outside
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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