theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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