My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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