well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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