I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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