I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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