Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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