i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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