I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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