we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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