is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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