No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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