I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think i have two assholes
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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