do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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