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i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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